KITTENS

The blog needed more kittens, so I have made this blog post to accomidate that lack.

Spoiler Alert: There are pictures of kittens in this post.

Here, we see two white kittens frolicking through a field of grass.  I don't know the exact breed of kitten, however, I will give it an Ivan Classification™ of "Awwwww." For those using the Ivan Standardized Score™, that's 5 w's.

Observe this kitten.  Once again, the scene involves a field of grass. However, note that this kitten looks confused.  Now I'm no expert in kitten rating (though my trademarked scoring system points to the contrary), but I suspect that a confused look adds a substantial amount of w's to "aw."

I guess there's only one way to find out: "Awwwwwwwww."

Looks like this kitten scores 9 w's.

Finally, we have our last kitten, which is a close up shot of her sleeping. Definitely a her.

Now time for the scoring: "Awwwwwwwww."

Hmmm... Looks like it's tied with confused cat.