Setting:
The Moon
12:00pm
Greggory Samson awakes to find himself on the moon. However, due to lack of oxygen, he quickly asphyxiates.
THE END.
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Setting:
Hotel Room
Dawn
Henry Petterson walks to his bathroom in a drunken haze. Upon discovering a body in the tub, he proceeds to pee in the toliet.
THE END.
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Setting:
Street Corner
Midday
A man falls down due to dehydration.
THE END.
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Setting:
Car
Night
After a car rocks back and forth for a few moments:
Matt: “Did you finish yet honey?... Honey?... O well.”
The car continues to rock back and forth.
THE END.
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Setting:
Doctor’s Office
Idk PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Some guy: Am I going to be okay, doctor?
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Some guy: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
THE END.
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Setting:
Coffee Shop
Arbitrary
We start the scene as any scene with a coffee shop would start: a pan over the tables with each seat filled with a hipster with a mac -- only half the customers have actually ordered coffee.
The door opens dramatically. King Hipster walks into the store. The other hipsters (being hipsters) could not care less. The hipster orders a fair trade soy latte.
THE END.
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Setting:
Office
2:02PM
Ivan [sitting at a computer]: GOOGLE DOCS HAS PAGES NOW. HOLY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--
THE END.
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Setting:
Meow
Meow
Two news pundits are agruing:
Pundit #1: Everyone knows that world war two saved us economically during the great depression.
Pundit #2: Wait, are you saying what I think you’re saying?
Newpaper headline: U.S. STARTS WW3; BOMBS THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.
THE END.
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Setting:
Department store
Person 1: *taps the shoulder of an employee* Where can I find the chicken fillets?
Person 2: I don’t work here. :-|
End.
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Setting:
Living room
Person 1: I’m tired.
Person 2: *Backhand*
End.
The Moon
12:00pm
Greggory Samson awakes to find himself on the moon. However, due to lack of oxygen, he quickly asphyxiates.
THE END.
Setting:
Hotel Room
Dawn
Henry Petterson walks to his bathroom in a drunken haze. Upon discovering a body in the tub, he proceeds to pee in the toliet.
THE END.
Setting:
Street Corner
Midday
A man falls down due to dehydration.
THE END.
Setting:
Car
Night
After a car rocks back and forth for a few moments:
Matt: “Did you finish yet honey?... Honey?... O well.”
The car continues to rock back and forth.
THE END.
Setting:
Doctor’s Office
Idk PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Some guy: Am I going to be okay, doctor?
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Some guy: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
THE END.
Setting:
Coffee Shop
Arbitrary
We start the scene as any scene with a coffee shop would start: a pan over the tables with each seat filled with a hipster with a mac -- only half the customers have actually ordered coffee.
The door opens dramatically. King Hipster walks into the store. The other hipsters (being hipsters) could not care less. The hipster orders a fair trade soy latte.
THE END.
Setting:
Office
2:02PM
Ivan [sitting at a computer]: GOOGLE DOCS HAS PAGES NOW. HOLY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--
THE END.
Setting:
Meow
Meow
Two news pundits are agruing:
Pundit #1: Everyone knows that world war two saved us economically during the great depression.
Pundit #2: Wait, are you saying what I think you’re saying?
Newpaper headline: U.S. STARTS WW3; BOMBS THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.
THE END.
Setting:
Department store
Person 1: *taps the shoulder of an employee* Where can I find the chicken fillets?
Person 2: I don’t work here. :-|
End.
Setting:
Living room
Person 1: I’m tired.
Person 2: *Backhand*
End.
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